Pricasso

Hi there!

After making your selection (single face or double 2 faces, cardboard or canvas) and making your secure payment by clicking the 'BUY NOW' button (includes postage and handling) to the right, email me your photo! (it's essential it has good character definition).

Inc POSTAGE & HANDLING

Cardboard - Single Face $75.00 Cardboard - Double Face $100.00 Canvas - Single Face $150.00 Canvas - Double Face $175.00 Skype - Single Face $100.00 Skype - Double Face $125.00

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Portraits
I will paint it and make an explicit video of your portrait being painted as proof, then send the finished portrait back including the free DVD of you.now including edited 2 minute version of hightlights of the performance .

Single Size: 500mm x 600mm aprox | Double Size: 600mm x 750mm aprox

Or I will paint live on SKYPE at your party
Email me a photo and confirm I will be availiable first. Synchronise time differences. Pay on paypals. Watch your Portrait being painted. Ask me questions and tell me the best place to point the cam! and later I will send the painting,plus DVD of the portrait being painted, all for just $100 US for a single face . Double face $125

EXAMPLES
These portraits were painted in my studio from photos emailed to me.
Take a look at the videos for an idea of what to expect!
(These examples are compressed edited versions of the whole DVD)
When ordering Please specifies: A, B, or C,

(A) Tasteful video shots as you would see on TV no penis shots

(B) An interesting video showing the process of penis painting a blend of flaccid penis shots and bum shots

(C) Fun and raunchy close up shots of my Bum Testicul's and Penis sometimes HARD at work to amuse and shock your friends.

(A) Tasteful video no Penis shots

(B)lend of flacid Penis and Bun shots

(C)lose up Bum Testical's and Penis shots HARD at work!

Hello again, Tim!It's fabulous!!!! Thank you so much! It is absolutely beautiful! I love watching you work. :)Thanks, dear!Jessica
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Hi Tim,I hope your trip went well and this email finds you resting and recovering..........I just received the painting and DVD today. The painting turned out fantastic. I watched the DVD and you are so funny-they will love it. Everything turned out great. As soon as I see the happy couple I will send you pictures for your collection!!!I will be sending you another photo soon (with no rush what so ever) that I will give as a Christmas gift.I did want to ask you about your pottery and other art pieces sometime. They are just wonderful. Are your pieces still available? I know the Pricasso paintings have become very popular, but I just wanted to tell you that your other works are really quite special.All the best to you,Steph
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Tim--My mother's portrait arrived today--thank you so much! I'm sure she is going to love it--and I know she'll love the DVDs!Thank you for doing such a wonderful job!Best,Angela
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hi Tim,Just a note to say THANKS for a great night. The girls were surprised and excited. You were the talk of the day. Christina was very happy for her surprise. I will be spreading the word around. Again many thanks.Lina
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You, sir, are a GENIUS.A bloody great job! This now qualifies as the best gift I would have given to anybody.Thank you!! Can't wait!~W
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Hi TimHope you are well.This is just a quick email to let you know that your portrait of the three British leaders was published in the UK Star on Sunday yesterday - it's a mass market Sunday tabloid with several million readers.We have attached a pdf of the article today - as you'll see, it got a great show on page 7 of the newspaper!In the meantime, we have also sent the pictures to a major international agency we use - who will try and get the story published in other countries this week.. we will keep in touch and let you know if we get any luck with that.Hopefully you are happy with the article - it's all good publicity for you!Thanks so much for all your help with this - it was really good of you to do the portrait so quickly, so many thanks!All the best - and keep in touch,Stewart and Em
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Hello Tim, I hope you are well. Since your portraits were such a big hit over here in the office, one of my co-workers wanted to see if you’d be able to do one of her mother for Mother’s Day coming up here in May. Do you think this is feasible with your schedule? Also, is your pricing still $200 (plus shipping)?Thanks, Katie
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Hi Tim,sorry for my delay in response.The video is great, I can't wait for the painting. Constantin will love it.All the best,Clemens
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thank you so much, it looks great, we are very excited!Thanks,Justin
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thanks Tim and thanks for a great night.kerry
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Hi,I loved my painting you did of my boyfriend, I know he is going to love it! I do have a question; I want to get one done on the cardboard of my brothers but there are three and I only see an option for two. Is there anyway possible you can do one of all three boys? Thank you,Naomi,Hey Tim!I apologize for not sending this email sooner, but wanted to send you a big thank you for the painting and video.You do not disappoint. You're a king among men, sir! A truly one-of-a-kind inspired genius!Thanks for all the "hard" work. The painting is a real weiner.God bless you, sir!Your fan,Todd Rohal
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Tim,Indeed I must say "WONDERFUL WORK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The portraits and the CD's arrived and are very nice. I am sure the effect will be that I imagined.* * *Have you ever been in Italy for public performance? Would you be interested if I try to arrange a tournée here for you, Italy and maybe some other European countries? I am a businessman in a completely different field but maybe I could find the liaisons to arrange. Let me know.Thank you again for all.Kindest regards.Francesco
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Hilarious! Thanks for this.Ellen Hope"MANswers" Season 3Super Delicious LLC
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Hi Pricasso,Thanks so much, it's great and she will love it. Have a safe tripThanksRebecca
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Recieved the portrait today. Fantastic! My sis will love it. Thanks!
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Hey buddy,Call me I want you to come to Sydney and do my birthday party. Mike Goldman
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THAT'S GREAT.exactly what we wanted. Here the production is doing the necessary for your paiement and we are waiting for your footage and paintings. thanks and good trip to melbourne. best regardsceline
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tim,Just watched the footage. It was great. I am wondering about theartwork you painted for us. Is that still in your posession? If i giveyou our fed ex shipping number can you ship to our office as soon aspossible?let me knowthanks- Geoff Segment ProducerMANswers
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Tim, This worked and it looks great. Thank you so much for doing this for us. I will make sure to keep you in the loop of when the show airs Katie
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dear tim :) thanks for your beautiful work!!just for your inform... dvd in europe is PAL not NTHC, but i think you know that :)friendly francis
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thank you very much Tim,It looks great !I'll send you a pic of the man with the painting, he's gonna love it !Edouard
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Tim,Thank you so much for spending time with us today. It was amazing seeing where you live and what you do. A million thanks! And of course, I am very excited about about my portrait, and so impressed! I cant wait to see it in person...My address is:Jade
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hi TimThank you so much for the painting. It is so awesome, just arrived today. Just one wee thing, I thought there was a dvd of it too, only reason I ask is that it will be awesome to show people once they see the print.Hope you are having a good day.RegardsJude Sorry buddy, just found dvd in bottom of the roll. You are bloody awesome, thankyouxxxx
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Congratulations Tim,That's greatWe will run something on our enews.Lets think about how we can start getting you some dosh for your work. We will try and do something via Sex Party or Eros.
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Hi Tim, We received the picture you did of Aron and Rusty for us. Thank you we were most impressed and it will take pride of place on our photo wall. Thanks againNarelle and Chris
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-Hi, received the painting today and all is good, nice job :-D. Do you think you can send me the picture (006.jpg) in a higher resolution? Want to print this out in a4 and give to him as well.Yours SincerelyMats F.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------hey Tim, just wanted to say thank you for your lovely portrait you did at sexpo sydney. it looks great. im sure all our clients at hair Picasso will enjoy it. thanks heaps and wish you all the very best. avryl
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Oh, and Mary and Fred Schepisi loved having you! It went down a right old hoot! Bravo.Talk soon.Simon Morely
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thank you so much!!! The painting is fabulous. AMAZING!! Stacha
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tim! I LOVE it! Hahahah! That is so excellent! And the portrait came out beautifully! I'm so excited, I can't wait for Keri to get it!I'm definately going to comission you for future gifts and probably a portrait of myself! Thank you very much for the video!!-Allison
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I just got the painting and it is awesome!!!!! I will paypal you the express shipping charges but was wondering if you had the cd of you making the painting. It wasn't in the envelope or at least I don't see it. Is there any way that you could email the video to me today? I am giving it as a gift tonight and would love to present the whole package (no pun intented:)Thanks so muchHeatherSorry, found the CD so disregard the last emailHeather BrandThanks again for all of your help.So many people want to order from you!Heather